And my healthy snack
I thought, "Wow. Who else but a Weight-Loss Blogger is compelled to take out their camera before they eat an orange?" We really are a rare breed.
You Might Be a Weight-Loss Blogger If.....
- You have ever used the word Dreadmill or Onderland.
- Your favorite cooking utensil is your camera.
- You have ever typed out details of visits from TOM or Aunt Flow. (I, by the way, make a consistent effort to avoid this at all cost.)
- You know the exact weight, pant size and bra size of a bunch of strangers.
- A bunch of strangers know your exact weight, pant size, and bra size.
- You only refer to your spouse as Hubby.
- You have ever taken a picture of your feet on the scale.
- You know what WW, PB, LTWL, HW, ICBINB, NSV, SBD, OWL, WLS, WLB, AP, WI, HIIT, BMI, and BMR stand for.
- You routinely post embarrassing non-flattering scantily-clad photos of yourself online (and maybe block out your face).
- You have ever been jealous of someone's daily water consumption.
- You have an emergency kit in your basement stocked with a fake passport, packed suit case, and Groucho glasses....in case anyone you know ever discovers your blog.
I'm sure I am forgetting some obvious ones. What about you? What have you caught yourself doing as a Weight-Loss Blogger that you never would do otherwise? If you don't have a blog, what are some things you have noticed all us Weight-Loss Bloggers doing??
haha I love this post! I'm definitely going to be thinking of some stuff to add to this list! Thanks for making me smile today :)
ReplyDeleteI'm sure I will think of more too! I just threw it together from the top of my head :-)
DeleteI can definitely relate to some of this stuff. Thanks for sharing!
ReplyDeleteIt's funny what we do sometimes without thinking about it.
Delete#3!! THANK YOU! Ronnie doesn't care about Susie Creamcheese's heavy flow. *shudder*
ReplyDeleteWe are a rare breed, aren't we?
YES!! I mean, yeah, I get that you are bummed that you had a bad weigh in, but please don't feel the need to justify it by mentioning you lady bits!!
DeleteTalking about how awesome oatmeal is! lol.
ReplyDeleteI had to google a couple of acronyms the other day, and once I discovered their meaning, I felt like I reached full membership status into the weight loss blogosphere.
ReplyDeleteI am, however, a bit disappointed to find out y'all don't want to hear about my cycle. (I don't mean my bike.) ;)
Ha Ha. Guilty as charged. I think I have done almost all of those!
ReplyDeleteCan't help laughing as I read this :))
ReplyDeleteLOL I love this post! So true! =)
ReplyDeleteGreat...this is me. Is there a meeting for this? Hi, my name is Kristy and I am a weight loss blogger. Love it!
ReplyDeleteThis cracked me up! I've done a lot of those things, haha!
ReplyDeleteAnd WHY have I not thought about having ice cubes in my camelbak. I feel stupid now. :D
LOL great post :)
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