Tuesday, March 27, 2012

You Might Be a Weight-Loss Blogger If...

As I took a picture of my pink water bottle


And my healthy snack



I thought, "Wow.  Who else but a Weight-Loss Blogger is compelled to take out their camera before they eat an orange?"  We really are a rare breed.

You Might Be a Weight-Loss Blogger If.....
  1. You have ever used the word Dreadmill or Onderland.
  2. Your favorite cooking utensil is your camera.
  3. You have ever typed out details of visits from TOM or Aunt Flow. (I, by the way, make a consistent effort to avoid this at all cost.) 
  4. You know the exact weight, pant size and bra size of a bunch of strangers.  
  5.  A bunch of strangers know your exact weight, pant size, and bra size. 
  6. You only refer to your spouse as Hubby.
  7. You have ever taken a picture of your feet on the scale. 
  8. You know what WW, PB, LTWL, HW, ICBINB, NSV, SBD, OWL, WLS, WLB, AP, WI, HIIT, BMI, and BMR stand for.
  9. You routinely post embarrassing non-flattering scantily-clad photos of yourself online (and maybe block out your face)
  10. You have ever been jealous of someone's daily water consumption. 
  11. You have an emergency kit in your basement stocked with a fake passport,  packed suit case, and Groucho glasses....in case anyone you know ever discovers your blog.
 

I'm sure I am forgetting some obvious ones.  What about you?  What have you caught yourself doing as a Weight-Loss Blogger that you never would do otherwise?  If you don't have a blog, what are some things you have noticed all us Weight-Loss Bloggers doing??



15 comments:

  1. haha I love this post! I'm definitely going to be thinking of some stuff to add to this list! Thanks for making me smile today :)

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    1. I'm sure I will think of more too! I just threw it together from the top of my head :-)

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  2. I can definitely relate to some of this stuff. Thanks for sharing!

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    1. It's funny what we do sometimes without thinking about it.

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  3. #3!! THANK YOU! Ronnie doesn't care about Susie Creamcheese's heavy flow. *shudder*

    We are a rare breed, aren't we?

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    1. YES!! I mean, yeah, I get that you are bummed that you had a bad weigh in, but please don't feel the need to justify it by mentioning you lady bits!!

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  4. Talking about how awesome oatmeal is! lol.

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  5. I had to google a couple of acronyms the other day, and once I discovered their meaning, I felt like I reached full membership status into the weight loss blogosphere.

    I am, however, a bit disappointed to find out y'all don't want to hear about my cycle. (I don't mean my bike.) ;)

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  6. Ha Ha. Guilty as charged. I think I have done almost all of those!

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  7. Can't help laughing as I read this :))

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  8. Great...this is me. Is there a meeting for this? Hi, my name is Kristy and I am a weight loss blogger. Love it!

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  9. This cracked me up! I've done a lot of those things, haha!

    And WHY have I not thought about having ice cubes in my camelbak. I feel stupid now. :D

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  10. Tnx fore the information
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